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| Season: | 2 | ||
| Episode: | 16 (season) 37 (series) | ||
| Production Code: | 220 | ||
| Guest Stars: | Matthew Timmons as Woody Fink Windell D. Middlebrooks as Kirby | ||
| Special Guest: | Kurt Warner as Himself | ||
| Absent: | Debby Ryan as Bailey Pickett | ||
| Writer: | Jeff Hodsden, Tim Pollock | ||
| Director: | Rich Correll | ||
| Originally Aired: | January 18, 2010 (Disney XD); January 22, 2010 (Disney Channel) | ||
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"Any Given Fantasy" is the 16th episode of the second season of The Suite Life on Deck. Kirby teaches Cody to play football, and Zack, Marcus, and Woody start a fantasy football league.
Story[]
The episode starts with Zack, Woody, Cody, and Marcus playing with a football. Woody throws it to Cody, who drops it because it was 'pointy'. Woody states that a chair can catch better than him (which it can to Cody's dismay). They throw it again and it goes in Mr.Moseby's mouth, so he forbids them from playing football.
The boys (excluding Cody) start a fantasy football league with the award being a trophy they stole from Moseby.
London hears that the boys are "choosing cute guys", so she wants to join the fantasy football league. They initially refuse to let her, but then she agrees to donate a huge trophy, so they let her in. She chooses Kurt Warner as her quarterback, only for Zack to trick her into trading him by saying that he can trade her for Brad Pitt. When Marcus finds this out, he attacks Zack (and Zack insults his baby costume).
When Cody explains to Kirby Morris that his friends are excuding him because he's not 'physically inclined', he teaches Cody how to play football. At first, Cody fails. He can't catch a ball and keeps falling over and getting hit. The next day, Cody is lying in bed injured when Kirby comes to visit him. Cody thinks that he should give up but Kirby realizes that Cody likes science so he uses that to teach him. Cody learns how to play football using this method and soon he can catch a ball with no issue.
London realizes that she doesn't know much about football so she gets former Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner to help her out. Warner arrives on the S.S. Tipton on a pink helicopter and asks them not to tell his teammates. They play a game of football and Cody accidentally injures Warner.
London buys the Arizona Cardinals and changes their name to the Sparklies.
Quotes[]
- Cody: After you teach me about football, I'm going to teach you about the food pyramid.
- Kirby: Food pyramid? Is that the falafel place with the drive-thru window?
- Zack: The Sea Anemones picked quarterback Tom Brady.
- Woody: Dang it.
- Marcus: The Retainer Babies choose Peyton Manning.
- Woody: Dang it.
- London: (enters the room) K'nock K'nock I heard you were picking cute guys. I want in.
- London: This trophy is pathetic. I wouldn't use this as a cup to throw a drink at my butler. And why does it say "Marion Moseby Hotel Manager of the Year"?
- Zack: Because we haven't scratched it out yet.
- London: (opens a magazine) I'll Take this guy, Kurt Warner. I like his spiky hair.
- Woody: Dang it!
- Cody: I've decided to give up on being one of the guys.
- Kirby: Well being one of the girls ain't an option.
- Kirby: Pretend this dummy is the bully that just stole your lunchbox.
- Cody: (Raging) That is my fruit roll, Zack! Gaaaaaaaah! (Tackles Kirby)
- Kirby: (Groans) (High Pitched) You're an angry little guy, aren't you? I think I just swallowed my whistle. (Coughs and whistles at the same time, twice)
- Kirby: Now you need to be gentle when catching the ball.
- Cody: Oh, do you mean apply negative force to absorb the ball's kinetic energy?
- Kirby: I don't know. I fell asleep on page three of this book.
Cast[]
Main Cast[]
- Cole Sprouse as Cody Martin
- Dylan Sprouse as Zack Martin
- Brenda Song as London Tipton
- Doc Shaw as Marcus Little
- Phill Lewis as Marion Moseby
Guest Stars[]
- Matthew Timmons as Woody Fink
- Windell D. Middlebrooks as Kirby
Special Guest[]
- Kurt Warner as Himself
Absent[]
Trivia[]
- Woody's fantasy football team called "Woody's Woodpeckers" is a spoof on Woody Woodpecker.
- Marcus refuses to let London in the fantasy football league, despite his crush on her.
- The episode title is a reference to the 1999 film, Any Given Sunday.
- This is the only episode of the second season in which Bailey is absent. No explanation is given.
- This is also the first and only episode that aired on Disney XD before airing on Disney Channel.
- Marcus attacks Zack is similar to the episode Pilot Your Own Life when Maddie attacked London.
- Zack Says “He thinks touchdown is something you do when shopping in a duvet” is similar to Parallel London Tipton‘s quote “She thinks Polygon means your parrots missing” briefly during the episode The Suite Smell of Excess.
- When Cody wants Kirby to eat healthier is a reference to Health and Fitness when he wanted Chef Paolo to eat healthier and live longer.
Goofs[]
- After taking the head off his costume, there's a piece of fluff on Woody's hair that disappears between shots.
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