Kirby teaches Cody to play football and Zack, Marcus, and Woody start a fantasy football league.
Episode Summary
The episode starts with Zack, Woody, Cody, and Marcus playing with a football. Woody throws it to Cody, who drops it because it was 'pointy'. Woody states that a chair can catch better than him (which it can to Cody's dismay). They throw it again and it goes in Mr.Moseby's mouth, so he forbids them from playing football.
The boys (excluding Cody) start a fantasy football league with the award being a trophy they stole from Moseby.
Cody explains to Kirby Morris that his friends are excuding him because he's not 'physically inclined', he teach Cody how to play football.
London realizes that she doesn't know much about football so she gets former Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner to help her out. Warner arrives on the S.S. Tipton on a pink helicopter and asks them not to tell his teammates. They play a game of football and Cody accidentally injures Warner.
London buys the Arizona Cardinals and changes their name to the Sparklies.
Trivia
- Woody's fantasy football team called "Woody's Woodpeckers" is a spoof on Woody the Woodpecker.
- Zack's fantasy football team name is "Zack's Sea Anemones" and Marcus's fantasy football team name is "Marcus' Retainer Babies".
Memorable Quotes
Zack:The Annenimies chose quarterback Tom Brady.
Woody:Dang it.
Marcus:The Retainer Babies chose Peyton Manning.
Woody:Dang it.
London enters the room.London:I heard you were choosing cute guys. London opens a magazine/newspaper.London:I choose Kurt Warner. I like his spiky hair.
Woody:Dang it.
Cody:I don't think I can be one of the guys.
Kirby:Well being one of the girls ain't an option.
London:Wait till you see the skorts I have for away games!
Kurt Warner:You don't wanna see a linemen in a skort.
Cody tries to push a dummy held by Kirby. He can't so he gets a knife and charges.
Kirby:Woah, hold on this is a rental.