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Ask Zack
Season:	2
Episode:	19 (season); 45 (series)
Production Code:	224
Originally Aired:	June 2, 2006
Previous:; "Have a Nice Trip"	Next:; "That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana"

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"Ask Zack" is the 19th episode of the second season of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody. After Cody hires Zack to write the advice column for the school newspaper, Zack begins to abuse his position to get a girl to like him. Meanwhile, London is unable to sleep and forces Maddie and Mr. Moseby to help her.

Story

Cody gets Zack a job at the school newspaper for the advice column. When Darlene, girl Zack likes, asks for advice, he secretly tells her to ask him out, which she does. But when Darlene finds out that Zack was the one who gave the advice, he is in for a load of trouble. Zack then reveals that he is Shirley, to the disappointment of his brother.

London can't sleep and Maddie, Mr. Moseby, Carey, and Esteban try to help her. After trying everything, including Esteban putting on a sheep costume, reading her a bed time story, and counting to a hundred, they find a small pea-size diamond under her mattress. After removing it, London instantly falls asleep. Carey turns to leave, but to her surprise, she finds that everyone else has fallen asleep as well.

Quotes

Maddie: So what's the problem?

London: (yelling) I can't sleep!! (leaves)

Maddie: (yelling) And now I can't hear!

Esteban: (yelling) Neither can I!

Mr. Moseby: (yelling) No yelling in the lobby!

Zack: I think I'll give Darlene a little advice on how to take a crack at the Zack.

Cody: What are you doing?

Zack: Just watch. (starts typing) "Sometimes a player isn't really obnoxious. He's just hiding the fact that he's shy and sensitive underneath."

Cody: You can't do that!

Zack: Why not?

Cody: Because it would be using your position on the paper to manipulate someone for your own personal gain. It's morally repugnant.

Zack: Come again.

Cody: Bad, wrong, a no-no.

Zack: Oh, that morally repugnant.

Cody: I've got great news! I just got appointed Editor of the school paper!

Zack: We have a school paper?

Cody: Yeah. You know, there's free copies outside the library.

Zack: We have a library?

Cody: Okay, I don't blame you for not reading the Revere Express. It stinks, but Ms. Cohen expects me to turn it around. The same way I turned around the math lab.

Zack: We have a math lab?

Zack: So, isn't it great how much people love my column? Although it kinda creeps me out that Bob wants to date me.

Cody: You can do worse and you have.

Cody: And the lovely Janice and Jessica are doing health and beauty.

Janice: I'm doing health.

Jessica: I thought I was doing health.

Janice: You're doing beauty.

Jessica: I'd rather be healthy than beautiful.

Janice: But I'm really healthy!

Jessica: But I'm really, really healthy!

Barbara: (imitating the twins' British accent) And I'm really, really glad you're not triplets!

Cody : You can't make fun of people's insecurities. You have to be more sensitive.

Zack: I can be sensitive.

Carey: Oh, I just found a gray hair!

Zack: Congrats, Grandma.

Cody: Way to be sensitive.

Carey: That was hardly worth the trip in here.

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The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (Season 2)

Odd Couples • French 101 • Day Care • Heck's Kitchen • Free Tippy • Forever Plaid • Election • Moseby's Big Brother • Books & Birdhouses • Not So Suite 16 • Twins at the Tipton • Neither a Borrower nor a Speller Bee • Bowling • Kept Man • The Suite Smell of Excess • Going for the Gold • Boston Tea Party • Have a Nice Trip • Ask Zack • That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana • What the Hey? • A Midsummer's Nightmare • Lost in Translation • Volley Dad • Loosely Ballroom • Scary Movie • Ah! Wilderness! • Birdman of Boston • Nurse Zack • Club Twin • Risk It All • A Nugget of History • Miniature Golf • Health and Fitness • Back in the Game • The Suite Life Goes Hollywood • I Want My Mummy • Aptitude

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+"'''Ask Zack'''" is the 19th episode of the second season of ''[[The Suite Life of Zack & Cody]]''. After Cody hires Zack to write the advice column for the school newspaper, Zack begins to abuse his position to get a girl to like him. Meanwhile, London is unable to sleep and forces Maddie and Mr. Moseby to help her.
+==Story==
+[[Cody]] gets [[Zack]] a job at the school newspaper for the advice column. When [[Darlene]], girl Zack likes, asks for advice, he secretly tells her to ask him out, which she does. But when Darlene finds out that Zack was the one who gave the advice, he is in for a load of trouble. Zack then reveals that he is Shirley, to the disappointment of his brother.
+[[London]] can't sleep and [[Maddie]], [[Mr. Moseby]], [[Carey]], and [[Esteban]] try to help her. After trying everything, including Esteban putting on a sheep costume, reading her a bed time story, and counting to a hundred, they find a small pea-size diamond under her mattress. After removing it, London instantly falls asleep. Carey turns to leave, but to her surprise, she finds that everyone else has fallen asleep as well.
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-|colspan="2" style="text-align:center;"|''Buckner Middle School's Newspaper with Shirly's Revelation''
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-!Season:
-!2
-|-
-!Episode:
-!45th
-|-
-!Production Code:
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-!Guest:
-![[Cole & Dylan Sprouse]]<br />[[Ashley Tisdale]]<br />[[Brenda Song]]<br />[[Phill Lewis]]<br />[[Kim Rhodes]]
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-!Special Guest:
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-==Summary==
-Cody gets Zack a job at the school newspaper for the advice column since the previous person quit. When a girl he likes asks for advice, Zack tells her secretly to ask him out, so she does. But when she finds out that Zack was the one that gave the advice, he is in for a load of trouble.But, he then reveals that he is shirely, to the dissappointment of his brother.
+==Quotes==
-London can't sleep and Maddie, Mr. Moseby,Carey,and Esteban try to help her sleep.After trying everything including esteban putting on a sheep costume, reading her a bed time story, counting to a hundred. Eventually, they find a small pea-size diamond under her matress and after removing it she instantly falls asleep. Carey turns to leave, but finds everyone fallen asleep as well.
+:'''Maddie:''' So what's the problem?
+:'''London:''' ''(yelling)'' I can't sleep!! ''(leaves)''
+:'''Maddie:''' ''(yelling)'' And now I can't hear!
+:'''Esteban:''' ''(yelling)'' Neither can I!
+:'''Mr. Moseby:''' ''(yelling)'' No yelling in the lobby!
+:'''Zack:''' I think I'll give Darlene a little advice on how to take a crack at the Zack.
-==ask zack==
+:'''Cody:''' What are you doing?
-in the local paper where Zack becomes Shirley he meantions about The Tipton day care where kids hang-out and Cody in the lobby with nothing on the paper has pictures to prove it he also realises he may have a job as a local reporter he gets good as people ask him to put more stuff in he does and everybody loves him and wants to be his friend a Teacher delvops a crush on him and kisses him he refuses to date her because of his mum he soon gets more work as Shirley as the teacher gets fired he is also asked to do a report on a famous basketball team and soon becomes their lawyer he also asks to do a interview on them he then becomes a heartthrob and appears in magazines
+:'''Zack:''' Just watch. ''(starts typing)'' "Sometimes a player isn't really obnoxious. He's just hiding the fact that he's shy and sensitive underneath."
-[[Category:Ask Zack Episodes |Ask Zack episodes ]]
+:'''Cody:''' You can't do that!
-[[Category:Ask Zack agency ]]
+:'''Zack:''' Why not?
+:'''Cody:''' Because it would be using your position on the paper to manipulate someone for your own personal gain. It's morally repugnant.
+:'''Zack:''' Come again.
+:'''Cody:''' Bad, wrong, a no-no.
+:'''Zack:''' Oh, ''that'' morally repugnant.
+:'''Cody:''' I've got great news! I just got appointed Editor of the school paper!
+:'''Zack:''' We have a school paper?
+:'''Cody:''' Yeah. You know, there's free copies outside the library.
+:'''Zack:''' We have a library?
+:'''Cody:''' Okay, I don't blame you for not reading the Revere Express. It stinks, but Ms. Cohen expects me to turn it around. The same way I turned around the math lab.
+:'''Zack:''' We have a math lab?
+:'''Zack:''' So, isn't it great how much people love my column? Although it kinda creeps me out that Bob wants to date me.
+:'''Cody:''' You can do worse and you have.
+:'''Cody:''' And the lovely Janice and Jessica are doing health and beauty.
+:'''Janice:''' I'm doing health.
+:'''Jessica:''' I thought I was doing health.
+:'''Janice:''' You're doing beauty.
+:'''Jessica:''' I'd rather be healthy than beautiful.
+:'''Janice:''' But I'm really healthy!
+:'''Jessica:''' But I'm really, really healthy!
+:'''Barbara:''' ''(imitating the twins' British accent)'' And I'm really, really glad you're not triplets!
+:'''Cody :''' You can't make fun of people's insecurities. You have to be more sensitive.
+:'''Zack:''' I can be sensitive.
+:'''Carey:''' Oh, I just found a gray hair!
+:'''Zack:''' Congrats, Grandma.
+:'''Cody:''' Way to be sensitive.
+:'''Carey:''' That was hardly worth the trip in here.
+{{stub}}
+{{Season2}}