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Family Thais
Season: 2
Episode: 5 (season)
26 (series)
Production Code: 209
Guest Stars: Erica Aulds as Sasha
Ashley Farley as Hilary
Elizabeth Sung as Khun Yai
Originally Aired: September 18, 2009
"Smarticle Particles"
"Goin' Bananas"

Family Thais is the 5th episode of the second season of The Suite Life on Deck. London visits her grandmother in Thailand while Zack asks Cody to go on a double date with him.


Bailey and London visit London's grandmother in Thailand. Meanwhile, Zack tries to empress a girl, so he takes Cody along on his date to get rid of the girls annoying friend. Cody does not want to be part of it, but is forced to by Zack. Cody makes a "Missing You" diary for Bailey while she is gone.

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Memorable Quotes

London: I'm ready for ( pointing towards a tie she was wearing ) Tie-land! ( Thailand )

Bailey: So if we were in Poland you'd be wearing a 10 ft pole? London: Yup!

Bailey ( realising London's grandma lives in a farm ): You come from farmstock, just like me!

( London screams and faints causing her grandma to get worried )

Bailey: She does that when she's happy.

Zack: You cannot say no to being a wingman. Its in the "Guy Rule Book".

Cody: There is no "Guy Rule Book"

Zack: But there is, its call the Guyble ( refering to the Bible )

Cody: ( doesn't believe him ) Nice try.

Zack: Don't make me tell the guythorities ( refering to authorities )

Cody: Still don't believe you.

Zack: You should read my favourite chapter - Dudeonamy!

( Zack wanted Sasha to tutor him )

Sasha ( to Hillary ): Wanna go to the girls' room?

Zack ( thinking she was talking to him ): Sure, I can study anywhere.

London: I just know my grandmother and I will be BFFWAOP's

(Bailey shrugs in confusion)

London: Best friends forever with an old person

Bailey: Can we GITCBMAFO?

Bailey: Get in the cab before my arms fall off.


  • The title of the episode, "Family Thais", is a reference to the 1980s sitcom, Family Ties.


  • Zack has a potty training video even though the twins had taped over it in "To Catch a Thief".
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