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Frozen
Frozen
Season: 3
Episode: 14 (season)
63 (series)
Production Code: 312
Guest Stars: Matthew Timmons as Woody Fink
Todd Sherry as Arturo Vitali
Brian Posehn as Dr. Cork
Absent: Phill Lewis as Marion Moseby
Writer: Dan Signer
Director: Phill Lewis
Originally Aired: November 27, 2010
Previous:
"My Sister's Keeper"
Next:
"A London Carol"

"Frozen" is the 14th episode of the third season of The Suite Life on Deck.

Story[]

At the beginning of the episode, Cody tells Bailey that he is flying to Antarctica to visit Dr. Albert Cork. His excitement is short lived when Zack and Woody tell him they are going to tag along with him. Zack wanted to go snowmobiling, while Woody wanted to go to the South Sandwich Islands, even bringing a jar of mayonnaise with him to "do [the] research." While on their way to Dr. Cork's laboratory, Cody is pushed off the snow mobile and hiked 80 miles. Zack and Woody are bored while Dr. Cork shows off his microscope slides. Woody mentions arriving by snowmobile and Dr. Cork suggests that the gang warm up by the heater. While there, Dr. Cork seemingly abandons Cody, Zack, and Woody in the cold with no way to get back. They panic, with Zack being in denial that he's coming back. They search around the station but the storm has rendered the radios useless. Cody discovers a hole and tries to ice fish but he only manages to catch a minnow. A week passes. Cody has only fished 18,000 plastic bags. However, Woody has become slightly delirious and is talking to his jar of mayonnaise that his has personified as "Ms. Mayo". Zack argues with Woody which causes him to accidentally knock the power out. They decide to try and leave the lab by huddling together for warmth, but quickly stop and are frightened when they find "The Abominable Snowman" at the door. They throw everything they armed themselves with at him, to no avail. Woody sacrifices Miss Mayo and smashes her on the "Snowman's" head, causing him to drop to the ground. Woody and Zack try to skin the beast, but they find a zipper and take off the costume to find Dr. Cork inside. The boys then discover Dr. Cork went out to get them bagels and had no intention of abandoning them. In the end, they snowmobile back and actually find a real prehistoric beast, and yet again push Cody off to gain speed.

Meanwhile, Bailey and London meet London's favorite designer, Arturo Vitali. However, London is upset when Arturo says that he's retiring as he can't think of anything to design. London and Bailey try desperately to inspire Arturo to design, but to no avail. In a last ditch attempt, London then locks Vitali in her cabin and nails the door shut. London is then forced to wear goofy and absurd outfits more than once. When Bailey opens the door, Arturo says he is inspired and needed to be left alone. At the end of the week, Arturo reveals his new collection that was inspired—not by London—but by Bailey from some of her farm-related accessories. Arturo presents "Hick Chic" as his new collection. London goes into a hissy fit, not wanting to look like Bailey.

Quotes[]

  • Cody: Woody, I can't believe you sacrificed Miss Mayo.
  • Zack: I always thought mayonnaise would end your life, not save it!
  • London: I grew up with a father who was never around with 14 (phone dings) 15 stepmoms.
  • London: I know how to get Arturo designing again.
    • Bailey: That's great! You found something to inspire him.
    • London: Yep, hunger! (steals food and locks the door) Go, go, go!
  • Woody: (rocking back and forth holding a jar of mayonnaise) What do you think we should do Miss Mayo? Eliminate the others? I agree.
    • Cody: Uh, Woodster, why are you talking to that jar of mayonnaise?
    • Zack: And why does it hate us?
    • Woody: Maybe because you tried to use her as a toilet!
    • Zack: Look I tried to go outside but that just caused a very painful icicle situation!
  • Cody: (power cuts out) Oh, great! Now we have no food, no heat, no power. We're gonna die.
    • Woody: But me and Miss Mayo had big plans. We were gonna buy a house in Maine with a big pantry where the kids could play.
  • Cody: You know what this means?
    • Woody: We're going to end up as chunks in the abominable snowman's teeth?
    • Cody: No, it means that Dr. Cork's theories of cold weather preservations applies to even bigger species! That thing out there is obviously some prehistoric primate that has survived out here for millennia. This is an amazing scientific breakthrough!
    • Zack: Wow! Meanwhile, that breakthrough is about to break through the door!
  • Arturo: And I owe my inspiration to one young lady in particular, Bailey Pickett.
    • London and Bailey: Bailey Pickett?
    • London: What? But he should be thanking me! I mean, I was the one who locked him in a room with no food or water.
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Trivia[]

  • Woody's relationship with Miss Mayo may be a reference to Chuck's relationship with Wilson the volleyball in the 2000 drama, Cast Away.
  • Cody and Bailey seem to have resolved their constant arguing and are acting normal again.
  • During Arturo's latest fashion show, the catwalk music was "Cotton Eye Joe" in instrumental.
  • This marks Marion Moseby's final absence of The Suite Life series. He is present for the remainder of the series.
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