Pilot Your Own Life
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Season: 1
Episode: 23 (season)
23 (series)
Production Code: 118
Originally Aired: January 6, 2006
"Kisses & Basketball"

"Pilot Your Own Life" is the 23rd episode of the first season The Suite Life of Zack & Cody. Cody is inspired by a guest speaker, Troy Robbins, and tries to do the same with his friends. Meanwhile, London and Maddie compete savagely in the fashion shootout of the year to get on the cover of Teen Trends.


Zack and Cody are discussing what to do for their school community service hours. Cody then hears a speech from a guest speaker giving a seminar on piloting your own life, and Cody gets inspired and tells the Tipton Hotel workers to pilot their own life, which forces them to neglect their jobs at the hotel. Cody eventually fails with everyone who he attempted to inspire, but Zack gets an award for community service after the mayor saw him give all the left-over restaurant food to the poor.

Meanwhile, London and Maddie compete for the front page on a fashion magazine.

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London: Oh no she di'int!
Maddie: Oh yes she di'id!
Mr. Moseby: Oh! It d'oes'n't m'a'tte'r!"
Cody (to Carey): Mom, please tell me everything went okay with your demo CD.
Carey: Oh, yeah. The guy at the record company said I'd have a future as a cabaret singer. He suggested I check out The Tipton. Apparently, I just spent $500 to find out I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be!
Cody (to Zack): Okay, what are you gonna do for your school community service?
Zack: I thought I'd see a movie, then go tell poor people about it.
Cody: Zack, this is a chance for us to really help people. I'm thinking about working with kids.
Zack: I hate kids.
Cody: You better take this seriously or you're gonna fail while I get an A.
Zack: You're one of the kids I hate.
Maddie: Where is Zack? I sent him to spy on London over an hour ago.
Carey: You're using my son as a spy?
Maddie: Oh, like you're using him for anything better!
Carey: Hey, guys. What'cha been doing?
Cody: Inspiring people to reach their full potential and achieve their dreams.
Carey: It's never just "playing ball" with you.
Maddie (to London): Well, your mistake was taking on Madeline Margaret Genevieve Miranda Catherine Fitzpatrick!
London: Fine! Stay in! I'll... beat all of you!
Cody: Remember, London. If you can conceive, you can believe and then you'll...
London: I hate that expression!
Zack (to Maddie): I can't do this to you. I just can't. I can't tell a lie.
Carey: Since when? You lie to me all the time.
Zack: But I can't lie to Maddie! (whispers) I LOVE her!
Maddie: Aw, Zack, why would you lie to me?
'Zack: Because if you win this contest you'll become famous, and you'll move to New York, Paris, and Milan, and I'll never see you again!
Maddie: Oh Zack. I'm not going anywhere. And if I was, I'd take you with me.
Zack: Really? (hugs Maddie; she smiles & nods and returns the hug)
Carey: Really?
(Maddie mouths 'No' to Carey over Zack's head)
Carey: I actually cooked... for three hours!
Zack: Not for me I'm stuffed.
Cody: Mom, do you ever find yourself feeling discouraged, unfulfilled, unappreciated?
Carey: Not if you eat my casserole.
Cody: Not gonna happen.
London: Daddy always says competition's a good thing. It's a chance to crush people.
Mr. Moseby: (to Cody) You maybe the first motivational speaker ever to have his allowance taken away.


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