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Seven Seas News
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Season: 2
Episode: 25 (season)
46 (series)
Production Code: 224
Guest Stars: Matthew Timmons as Woody Fink
Erin Cardillo as Emma Tutweiller
Windell D. Middlebrooks as Kirby
Absent: Doc Shaw as Marcus Little
Phill Lewis as Mr. Moseby
Writer: Pamela Eells O'Connell
Director: Bob Koherr
Originally Aired: May 7, 2010
"I Brake for Whales"
"Starship Tipton"

"Seven Seas News" is the 25th episode of the second season of The Suite Life on Deck.


Seven Seas High puts together a newscast, to be aired on the ship's closed-circuit TV station called Seven Seas News. Zack and Bailey are appointed as co-anchors, Cody becomes a field reporter, Woody is assigned as the cameraman, and London is a meteorologist. The students are all excited to start filming, but they start to encounter problems. Zack takes the lead and doesn't let Bailey get in a word on air. London is confused by the green screen; Cody exaggerates and partly fabricates a news story about someone is missing from the boat until London reveals she wanted extra space so she rented a cabin. Bailey dumps coffee all over Zack causing his mascera to run, Zack runs away humiliated. The next day Seven Seas News was canceled and replace by Kirby's show Boat Cops and London is forced to give up her extra cabin.


  • Zack: So that's the news for today, this is Zack Martin saying—
    • Bailey: And Bailey Pickett!
    • Zack: Keep your head above water. Unless you're a tuna fish. Then you'll die.
    • Bailey: Unless you're a tuna fish?
    • Zack: That's my catchphrase. Come up with your own.
    • Bailey: You're an idiot.
    • Zack: Sorry, that's Cody's catchphrase.
  • London: (in front of a green screen) Oh look, I'm disappearing!
    • Ms. Tutweiller: I wish.
    • London: My body's gone! Maybe I'm the missing passenger!
  • Kirby: Zack, give me an extra large Berry Bonanza. But hold the strawberries, blueberries, boysenberries, and yogurt.
    • Zack: That'll be just a cup of whipped cream.
    • Kirby: Yup. Bring it on!


  • Some people thought Boat Cops was a soon-to-be spin-off of The Suite Life On Deck which would feature Kirby as the main character and Woody, Zack, Bailey, and Cody as guest stars but the creators said it was there simply as a joke.


  • Kirby orders a cup of whipped cream at the Juicy Squeezy Bar and talks to Cody, London, and Woody while Zack makes the drink. It can be seen that Zack finishes making the drink and places it on the counter while they are talking, but later finishes the drink again. 



  • Kirby's TV show Boat Cops is an allusion on the FOX reality TV show COPS.
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